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Only had a four hour workday today as I did seven hours of work in four.
(- I just know that will come back and bite me in the ass one day. -)

Finally got teh internets hooked up to the house. The techs were fairly amused and impressed that I knew what they needed to do and what test signals they were doing. (- I think the main guy almost blew a few braincells when I asked if if the driploop he was putting in the line wasn't too large for the conditions. -)

Made the DJ of one of the regional radio stations spit out his beverage during a call-in. And he aired it.
(- Well Cartman, what would you scare you more if someone brought it to bed? KY or A1? -)

The "War on Christmas" bullshit ...

I've a whole rant about this topic stewing in my head but it's not quite ripe enough to crack the seal and send the acidic bile showering forth. So instead I will just give my solution to the problem.

Stop being cockheads!

Stop being offended because someone's greeting didn't involve blessing the left pinky toe of your sainted uncle as proscribed by the religion you've followed for 5 years.

Stop assuming that because someone DOESN'T say Merry Christmas that they are actually saying "Kill Jesus!"

Just stop. That's it. STOP!

Jesus fuck people! Why can't you all just accept the intent behind what is said instead of dwelling on the words themselves?

I truly don't know which are the biggest idiots:

The Corporate scumfucks who mandate that their wageslavedrones greet people with "Happy Holidays" instead of Happy Hanuka or Merry Christmas or Blessed Yuletide or WHATEVER ...

The Politically Correct fuckwads who've been trying to lobotomize and sanitize every holiday until they have the taste of consistancy of soggy wonderbread. They are the ones who've put pressure on the corporate whores to MAKE them set the policy of saying a bland "Happy Holidays".

The idiot fucks over at FAUX NEWS (especially the pineally stunted retards on Fox & Friends and BILL O'REILLY in specific) for saying there should be government legislature in order to "SAVE" Christmas.

This can all be solved quite easily if EVERYONE just admits they're stupid fucking scumwads and shouldn't be giving the power and influence they've been granted.

...

People, it's really quite fucking simple. When someone says "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanuka", "Blessed Yuletide" or whatever, they are simply wishing you HAPPY HOLIDAYS in the manner THEY celebrate them. They are not trying to actively spite your own personal faith. Whatever that may be. Accept the glad tidings as what they are. Stop being a cockhead and just ACCEPT!

NONE OF THIS IS IMPORTANT! THERE ARE MAJOR ISSUES THAT DESERVE MUCH MORE ATTENTION THAN THIS!