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Once upon a time I owned a pair of slippers that were tiger heads. They were the type where you put your feet inside the mouths of the tigers.

Anyone seen anything like those lately? I'd dearly love to replace them.

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Yo, Bella! Give me something strong and fruity!

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Arrest warrant issued for Tom Delay.

Did anyone else get totally erect when they heard the news?