FUCKING "PUNKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un - FUCKING - believable!!!

I swear to Ba'al that one of these days I'm just going to line every so-called "punk" in the greater Buffalo area up and give one big collective bitchslap!

Jesus FUCK!

No seriously, the level of asshattery knew no bounds this evening.

Two of the bands just didn't even fucking show. One band shjowed up and no one knew they were supposed to be on the bill. Of the two that WERE supposed to play, one was a local band that has songs on a recent X-box racing game and are going on a national tour ... they brought MAYBE 5 people.

The one band that did bring the majority of people, all 30 of them, only managed to make it out the door with their genitals intact because the drummer is related to a former employee ...

JESUS FUCK PEOPLE!!!

Here's a little music business lesson for you band jackasses ... if a venue is experimenting with a new night to see if it will be profitable ... DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SNEAK IN YOUR OWN BEER TO GIVE TO YOUR FRIENDS! ... If we don't make money at the bar, there's no sense in us opening the doors for you no talent fucks to play (and destroy property like the bathroom stalls last weekend ) Us not making money = you not having a fucking place to play!

Band fucks, keep your whores in line! I can't believe I had to chase you fucks out of the fucking DUMPSTER tonight ... yeah ... the FUCKING DUMPSTER!

And after all that ... you have the balls to ask me if you think you'll be booked on a friday or saturday sometime? GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone needs to find me a fuckelf! STAT!!!!