Oct. 28th, 2004

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Tonight would have gone so well at Opium if it wasn't for our village idiot, Derek, showing his ass. He's managed to get himself banned from yet another club.

The little shit needs to learn that the clubs don't belong to him. They aren't his personal playgrounds where he can do as he wants with no repurcussions.

Though he did show his true colours to everyone who heard him. In the same breath he talked about how he was punk rock ... and then talked about calling the cops and getting the club shut down. What tiny respect I had for the little twat evaporated right then.

He's told me before his family never gave him ANYTHING. Yet tonight he's talking about how the owner of the club is going to be sorry because his family used to RUN Buffalo. The boy's delusions know no bounds.

Boy is he going to be pissed when he's not allowed in at the Cont on saturday.

He could have just paid the cover and be done with it. But no, he had to prove just how much of a "man" he is by stating,

"No fucking way. The cover is $3 ... I ain't paying $5. No one told me it's $5 tonight. I don't have any money for beer if I pay $5."

When he saw this wasn't getting him anywhere he went the hole deeper with,

"Okay fine! But this means my girlfriend gets in for free when she comes."

" No Derek, It means you're out and you're not coming back in tonight. Out, now. "

The little shit thought I was joking, then he got really hostile as I was herding him and his friend out the door. he asked the owner,

" Are you just going to stand there and let this happen? Can't you cut me a break? You own this place. "

Shawn, showing that he knows how things work, backed me up and shook his head. " I'm not working tonight. It's Jak's call. "

...

You know, the best way to ingraitiate yourself to the owner of a club is NOT to call him a fucking nigger to his face.

...

So after he tried to get in THREE times over the course of the night, I finally had to threaten to call the cops on him for trespassing when he woulddn't leave the parking lot.

The fuckhead's girlfriend ended up leaving early because she found out he had invited all his loser friends over to her house while she was at the club.

EDIT: In any other case I'd feel really bad for his girlfriend. However, I currently have no pity for her since she hasn't wised up and dumped the stupid troglodyte to the curb.
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... I'm going to punch you in the mouth for a few minutes and you're just going to have to trust me that you deserve it. "

Damn, I love that line. I may have to use it at work sometime soon.
Oct. 28th, 2004 02:49 pm

Limbaughs

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I've decided to rename spinner rims. They are now known as "Limbaughs".

They spinnin nigga ... they spinnin' !

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