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Jun. 20th, 2004 05:15 am
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Tonight was my night to be a righteous asshole it seems.
I verbally laid into some 50ish jackass during the show. He gave me the whole, "Do you know who I am?" routine when I asked him to put his cigarette out. I really wasn't in the mood for morons with delusions of grandeur so I replied with, "Yes, you're some jackass who only comes to the club once a year and thinks the rules don't apply to him."
This kinda took him aback. It took him a few moments to boast, "I've spent over a hundred dollars in here tonight!"
"Yes, and that hundred dollars is far less than what a TRUE regular spends in cover alone over the period of time between those glorious nights you grace us with your presense. Now either put the cigarette out or get out. Your choice."
I'm just fed up with fucktards who come out MAYBE two or three times a year and think that because they USED to be regulars back in the 80s and early 90s means that we should feel priviledged that they would deign to show their face in the club. They don't put enough money into the coffers to keep the place open. Thus I feel no obligation to be extra nice to them or to let them get away with shit.
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To the braintrust who blocked our parking lot till 4:30am, have fun with that cleaning bill for the interior of your car. (- the twit left his sunroof open a crack. So a pitcher of cola and orange juice was poured into it. -) There's a BIG FUCKING SIGN saying "Do not block lot". How hard is it for these jackoffs to read?
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Why is it that fucksticks actually act surpised when I threaten to emasculate them if I catch them pissing on the building? He's lucky I was too tired to kick him into the wall and grind his business into the dirt.
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I need coffee, a blowjob & a bagel ... yes, in that order.
I verbally laid into some 50ish jackass during the show. He gave me the whole, "Do you know who I am?" routine when I asked him to put his cigarette out. I really wasn't in the mood for morons with delusions of grandeur so I replied with, "Yes, you're some jackass who only comes to the club once a year and thinks the rules don't apply to him."
This kinda took him aback. It took him a few moments to boast, "I've spent over a hundred dollars in here tonight!"
"Yes, and that hundred dollars is far less than what a TRUE regular spends in cover alone over the period of time between those glorious nights you grace us with your presense. Now either put the cigarette out or get out. Your choice."
I'm just fed up with fucktards who come out MAYBE two or three times a year and think that because they USED to be regulars back in the 80s and early 90s means that we should feel priviledged that they would deign to show their face in the club. They don't put enough money into the coffers to keep the place open. Thus I feel no obligation to be extra nice to them or to let them get away with shit.
...
To the braintrust who blocked our parking lot till 4:30am, have fun with that cleaning bill for the interior of your car. (- the twit left his sunroof open a crack. So a pitcher of cola and orange juice was poured into it. -) There's a BIG FUCKING SIGN saying "Do not block lot". How hard is it for these jackoffs to read?
...
Why is it that fucksticks actually act surpised when I threaten to emasculate them if I catch them pissing on the building? He's lucky I was too tired to kick him into the wall and grind his business into the dirt.
...
I need coffee, a blowjob & a bagel ... yes, in that order.
