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I can just hear the simpering fucks now ... But that's unfair!

Gods, this makes me want to move to Oregon sometimes. :-)

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213 things not allowed in the Army

I think I had this kid in one of my units long ago. That or he's had contact with those I infected whilst in the military.

48. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

182. There is no FM for 'wall-to-wall counseling'.

Ahhh, wall-to-walll counselling. How I miss it.

214 should be "He is your Commander-in-Chief. You are not allowed to lock and load as his transport lands on the heli-pad." Which is what we were told when shrubbie's evil father came to our base in Korea when he was trying to be re-elected.

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DAMN YOU mr_sharkey