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An Open Letter to Conservatives

by P.M. Carpenter

Dear friends on the right:

How do you live with yourselves?

For years you fumed and sputtered about a dissembling Democrat occupying the White House, a man so vile and unprincipled that from his wretched beginnings he evaded service to his country and experimented with illegal substances. Later, in the nation's highest office, he was willing to say anything and do anything to hold power. The pattern never varied. He was corrupt to the bone. From start to finish, Slick Willie's career disgusted you. You demanded change; good, old-time-values conservative change.

Now ponder what you have. Reflect for a moment, with as much soul-searching as you can muster, on how in heaven's name you can tolerate George W. Bush. From youthful indiscretions to presidential abuses, here's a man who has surpassed his predecessor in every way. Yet you offer Dubya nothing but thumbs up.

How is that? No kidding, most of us on this side are sincerely baffled.

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Some people just have a way with words. And for those of you who need pretty pictures to aide in your decisions ...

Are you better off than you were four years ago?

Airport no-nos

Just remember people. If you see me in an airport. Call me Jakob, not JAK

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In case any of you have been trying to call me lately ...

FUCK SPRINT! ... slice open their belly and fuck the steaming wound!

I can't believe that that twat had the gall to tell me I needed to pay an extra month of service to get my phone turned back on because THEY haven't got off their ass to set up the autopay (AGAIN!)

I set the blasted thing up back in October! They shut my phone down in December claiming that the autopay hadn't been set up yet. Grumbling the whole time I set the process up again and made a payment over the phone. They said it (the autopay) would go through on the next billing cycle.

So I go to use my phone this morning and it directs me to the thrice-damned sprint robot system indicating my service has been shut off AGAIN.

Finally get a human ( if you want to call her that ) who tells me I have to pay an aextra month service upfront because I am now a "high risk" due to my service being cut off twice in thirty days!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SMOKING OVER THERE!?!?!??! It was cut off because some jackoff didn't do his job and type in my information in the first place!!!

FUCK THEM. Told her that I was going to use the money I would WASTE on SPRINT's (lack-of) service and go with another company ...

Soooo ... anyone have any suggestions of cell phone service that either won't fuck me up the ass or at least has a pencil dick and uses astroglide?

The wireless fiasco

So far the die has been cast for either AT&T or T-Mobile.

Now if I wanted to have a phone I could use at my folks home then I've have to go with either Alltell or NexTel as everything else is analog roaming.

T-Mobile seems to have a plan that will work in Canada and the US. THAT may be the one to go with since more likely than not I am either going to be in Seattle or Toronto come this fall.

Thanks for the help people :-)

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Hmmm wonder if this texan fuckstick will take over 15 minutes to get to the fucking podium?

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Damn he looks like he doesn't even know where the fuck he is.

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HOT DAMN!

over 15 shots in less than five minutes of his speech.

I'm not going to make it ... I give up

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

there was a LOUD applause when he mentioned that key parts of the Patriot Act expire next year. He looked like he was going to lose it.

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FUCKO doesn't know the difference between age two and age ten ...
probably because his favorite book "growing up" was the Hungry Caterpillar (- which came out years after he graduated from university -)