Someone needs a girlfriend ... STAT

Invoking the Buffy aspect of the Goddess.

I really wished this was written as a joke. Failing that, I really wished it was written by a teenage girl who just saw the Craft and thought it'd be cool to start calling herself a witch. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I don't get either of those wishs, do I?

This piece of "literature" was penned by an adult male working on his PhD. Well, working on it in between getting his superhero novel published and yet another half-assed tome dealing with pop culture and the occult. SWEET DEAD JEW ON A STICK! Is desperate need of psych meds a requirement for getting a doctorate at Kent State?

upon first seeing this article I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I hedged my bets and just laughed myself to tears.

If you weren't such an evil bastard ...

you wouldn't even need to ask for this shit.

I can just see Generalisoma el Busho's face as he tries to understand why the UK denied his secret service and sniper squad immunity from any "accidental shootings" of protesters.

If you hadn't actually driven most of the entire world against us then you'd not need to have all that security you fucking methane breather!

And yet he's still claiming the world is a safer place with more freedom than when he entered office! Ummm, if that was the case you'd not have to have a friggin IMPERIAL GUARD and Stormtrooper division ala Star Wars travelling with you to an ALLIED nation!

The scary thing is this fucktard probably actually believes all his own hype.