Oct. 14th, 2004 05:35 am
Best Quotes of the Night
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Being lectured by the president on fiscal responsibility is a little bit like Tony Soprano talking to me about law and order in this country." Kerry
Fuggetabotit
"Well, to say that the borders are not as protected as they were prior to September the 11th shows he doesn't know the borders. They're much better protected today than they were when I was the governor of Texas." Bush
The Indumbant pResident, the Commander in Thief, unknowingly admitted that he did a shitty job on border protection when he was Governor.
Fuggetabotit
"Well, to say that the borders are not as protected as they were prior to September the 11th shows he doesn't know the borders. They're much better protected today than they were when I was the governor of Texas." Bush
The Indumbant pResident, the Commander in Thief, unknowingly admitted that he did a shitty job on border protection when he was Governor.
no subject
If anything, Bush shows that he doesn't know which borders he's supposed to be protecting ;)
no subject
Texas Rangers do border patrol as part of their job.
no subject
The beginning paragraph slays me.
"UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL. In 1875 Congress started passing laws limiting immigration. By an Act of March 3, convicts and immoral women were denied entry. The immigration statute of August 8, 1882, forbade the admission of idiots, lunatics, convicts, and persons who might become a public charge."
Interesting. By right of birth, (rather than immigration) you ARE allowed to live here even IF you are a convict, immoral, an idiot, lunatic and a person who might become a public charge (hmmm...by today's welfare standards, that might just be anyone.)
BTW, snagged you for
funny funny
no subject
Hey now ... when you metaquote you're supposed to give a link too. I don't want to have to sift through all of them just to stroke my own ego young lady! :-)
no subject
no subject
no subject
Tell that to the rangers who routinely do it.
no subject
no subject