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[razorjak]

And just to not let the maudlin wishy washy emotional stuff get to you all ...

If you REALLY want to get me a good birthday present. Find me an STD free nymphomaniac asian gymnast with long hair and take-me-to-bed eyes.

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[elixxir.livejournal.com]

Fresh out of Asian gymnasts at the moment. But, in honour of your birthday:



*mwah*

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Congratulations ... I think this is the first time I've ever wished to be a feather boa.

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[elixxir.livejournal.com]

Heh...so does that earn me the mullet picture?? ;)

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

when I find it :-)

Until then you will have to make do with this seriously unflattering picture of me growing out the brushhawk I had for a bit.

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[elixxir.livejournal.com]

d00d!!!!!!!! I *heart* you!! :)

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Bah, you just want to paint me red. :-P

(- Do you know how many "the babe with the power" lines I've gotten since posting that pic? -)

[ladycelest.livejournal.com]

I could always play dress-up.

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

I would if I could. Happy Birthday, sweetie.

Really looking forward to actually meeting you at Dragoncon.

;)

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

Very well. I'll call up John Chin and send him out with a plane ticket.

We'll just slap a wig on him and call it good!

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Nope doesn't count. He doesn't have long hair or take-me-to-bed eyes.

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[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Dude, thats just his game face...I bet he could be sensual if you gave him a chance ;)

[vroemidhe.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!!!

um...isn't that on every man's birthday wishlist? I believe there may be a waiting period on that particular gift item.

In the meantime, my hubbie and I wouldn't mind meeting up with you sometime and taking you out for the birthday beverage of your choice. We hope that this birthday is better than all those that have come before and that it signals the beginning of better days for you.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Well, Moo took me out to breakfast at Pano's and somehow he got talked into drinking a bowl of gravy.

That alone made it a better birthday than I've had in quite awhile.

[ain9el.livejournal.com]

1)i call sloppy seconds.
3)if it's something stupid suggested to me, you should know by now that i WILL do it.
-58)happy birfday jak. gravy's on my tab next year.
972)for those of you who dont know, i am the moo he's referring to.

[ladycelest.livejournal.com]

Good gravy :P

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to the most awesome bouncer I know!! :) I will be on the lookout for said STD-free asian nympho gymnast girl for you, sweetie!! ;)

[ev0lemi.livejournal.com]

happy birthday jak! I *do* have the hair and am std free but fear i fall short on the other requirements. see you in chicago??

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

see that and you're a tease :-P

heh

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

Not a problem! I'll have one shipped to you overnight by Fed Ex.

Happy Birthday Jak!