guinea pig tuesday

[razorjak]

Okay, so I am taking part in a study for hypertension at Gates Circle hospital. ( average bloodpressure is 155 over 110 ... yeah I might want to do something about that ) Payoff is a couple hundred for about 7 visits over the next three months. That in itself is nothing to laugh over ... the fact that the nurse couldn't get over my size was ... I'd hate to see what she'd do if she actually had to treat soneone like cossack or Mick ( former regular of the club who looks like a badly shaved Gigantopithecus blacki)

"Your arms look bigger than they actually are." (- I wonder how much bigger than the 16" she actually thought they were. -)

"Usually people with as massive of a neck as you have a constricted airway."

"Sit down in this chair. I'm too short to check your eyes while you're on the table."

All in all an amusing morning.

Comments

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

is that 16" for the biceps? shoot, mine are nearly 14", and I'm just a girl. granted, a lot more of mine is probably fat than yours, but still.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Yeah, unflexed I'm only 16" at the bicep.

[montieth.livejournal.com]

Did you get her phone number? She might want to inspect the rest of your 'physique'...

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Maybe about 30 years ago she woul've been my tastes ... I like older women fine ... but I draw the line when they could be great grandmas :-P

[masokisst.livejournal.com]

hahaha

easy way to make some dough =)

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

I hear you brother. When I was going to Ireland for a wedding we called ahead to rent suits. The guy in the shop was incredulous and and almost didn't take the order (thought it was a prank). He wanted to see 'this guy with the 52" chest' - I guess they don't grow them that big over there :)


M.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Hahaha ... yeah I know. You're the only guy I know who's shirts aren't tight on me. My chest was 50" when they measured me in Janaury. Add the 22" neck and I could very well support far larger biceps than I have. I think the shoulders and neck give the illusion that my arms are bigger.

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

Aw - you're just a great big lump of don'tfuckwithme :)

So cute!


M.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

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