Nov. 2nd, 2007 06:12 pm
Happy New Year
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razorjakNew Year ... new chance to piss off the foofootreehuggingbunnyfuckingcrystalwavers who take themselves too seriously.
Easy three step checklist to whether a "new age" book is crap:
1.) Is it sold at Borders, Waldenbooks, MediaPlay (RIP) etc etc etc?
If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap
2.) Is it written in a manner which tries to portray the book as revealing knowledge hitherto only taught by secret cabals?
If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap
3.) Is it published by Llewellyn?
If no -most likely crap
If YES - It's a pure undiluted shitstorm issued forth from the raw and bloody anus of an incontinent male bovine forcefed a metric fuckton of fiber capsules and prune juice!
That includes Dirty Drunk Uncle Buck's Big Blue.
Easy three step checklist to whether a "new age" book is crap:
1.) Is it sold at Borders, Waldenbooks, MediaPlay (RIP) etc etc etc?
If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap
2.) Is it written in a manner which tries to portray the book as revealing knowledge hitherto only taught by secret cabals?
If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap
3.) Is it published by Llewellyn?
If no -most likely crap
If YES - It's a pure undiluted shitstorm issued forth from the raw and bloody anus of an incontinent male bovine forcefed a metric fuckton of fiber capsules and prune juice!
That includes Dirty Drunk Uncle Buck's Big Blue.
