Your moment of zen

Every clitoris should have a smile that big.

24 hours and counting

I'll be touching down in Atlanta this time tomorrow.

UPS picked up package containing costumes and other shite - CHECK

Everything packed but laptop and last minute toiletries - CHECK

Arrangements made for neighbor to check on the furbearing
couchvultures while I'm away. - CHECK

Scrip filled out to prevent the "OMFG we're all gonna die"
and "Who's a man have to kill around here?" reaction I get
from flying commercial airlines - CHECK

Last minute attack of back trouble requiring chiropractic
realignments twice in 24 hours. - CHECK

The dread feeling that I am forgetting something. - CHECK

Let's roll!