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May. 27th, 2007
May. 27th, 2007 04:19 pm
Just a random observation ...
BDSM forums/newsgroups/e-lists/whatever law #12
* A female with "lil" ( not little, "lil" ) in her nickname is 90% likely to proportionally outweigh ME. *
This isn't a judgement. It's just an observation.
ANY forums/newsgroups/e-lists/whatever law #12
* The number of times a female uses the acronym BBW to describe herself in a profile has an inverse correlation to her actual overall attractiveness. *
Using the term more than once in a profile tends to mean one of two things:
1.) She's trying to convince herself.
2.) She's DARING someone to even suggest she might not be a beautiful GODDESS. This is incite her to proclaim the person a "weightist"(*)!
... I'm fat myself. I make no pretenses of this. This being the case, I don't wear speedos at the beach. I don't wear spandex. etc etc etc. Almost ANY bodytype can be attractive when the clothing worn FITS well. Dear gods!
Some of the most beautiful women I know would be considered "overweight" by society. But they are STUNNING. But the know how to dress well. They don't try to wear tube tops and spandex skirts and claim they are DEAD SEXY. NO ONE looks good in such attire.
(*) Dear Sweet Sodomized Judas! I've actually heard that term used at the casino. This jabba-esque cow screamed at one of the slot reps that we were all "WEIGHTISTS" because she literally BROKE the chair she was sitting in. We were oppressing her BBW self because our chairs aren't pressure-tested for MANATEES!
* A female with "lil" ( not little, "lil" ) in her nickname is 90% likely to proportionally outweigh ME. *
This isn't a judgement. It's just an observation.
ANY forums/newsgroups/e-lists/whatever law #12
* The number of times a female uses the acronym BBW to describe herself in a profile has an inverse correlation to her actual overall attractiveness. *
Using the term more than once in a profile tends to mean one of two things:
1.) She's trying to convince herself.
2.) She's DARING someone to even suggest she might not be a beautiful GODDESS. This is incite her to proclaim the person a "weightist"(*)!
... I'm fat myself. I make no pretenses of this. This being the case, I don't wear speedos at the beach. I don't wear spandex. etc etc etc. Almost ANY bodytype can be attractive when the clothing worn FITS well. Dear gods!
Some of the most beautiful women I know would be considered "overweight" by society. But they are STUNNING. But the know how to dress well. They don't try to wear tube tops and spandex skirts and claim they are DEAD SEXY. NO ONE looks good in such attire.
(*) Dear Sweet Sodomized Judas! I've actually heard that term used at the casino. This jabba-esque cow screamed at one of the slot reps that we were all "WEIGHTISTS" because she literally BROKE the chair she was sitting in. We were oppressing her BBW self because our chairs aren't pressure-tested for MANATEES!