THIS ... IS ... CAKE TOWN!

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Signs the tank may be full.

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For those who care ...

I was able to squeeze into 38" waist jeans tonight. That's the first time I've been able to do that (and be able to button the fly) since the late nineties.

I still have a long road to go. And by no means could I comfortably wear 38s yet. But it gave me a happy.

It was only a matter of time.

I'm sick of these motherfucking ZOMBIES! on this motherfucking PLANE!

PLANE DEAD, fly the deadly skies.