Pledge for the day (seen on a t-shirt)

I pledge allegiance to the cleavage
of the busty women of America
and to the fantasies for which they stand:

two hemispheres under collarbone,
irresistible,
with jiggling and bouncing for all.

Blame cavalorn for this one

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And now we know where the Centauri got their hairstyle from.