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OH DEAR SWEET BLACK FORNICATING JESUS!!!!!!!

MAN-FAYE is on the new SCI-FI reality series!!!!!

Dear gods! I'm actually going to have to watch this!

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Remember this comes from someone who's not a christian. It also comes from someone who thinks most of humanity is a waste of protein strands.

The next person I see or hear who states they've lost respect for a celebrity due to discovering they're a christian is going to wake up and find me sitting next to their bed; smiling and lubing up a scalemail clad badger ni order to forcefully insert it up the fucktard rectally.

I'm not talking about authors, cartoonists, actors who "find Jesus" and become preachy. I'm speaking of people who are not preachy at all. To the point of really not being able to know WHAT religion, if any, the individual may be a member.

Some twat over on one of the Good Eats communities made a long drawn out post about how shocked and dissapointed that Alton Brown appeared on the cover of Guideposts and had an interview article within. The idiot went on about how they didn't know if they could ever respect him again.

I post this here because I don't want to continue the flamewar which has blown up over there due to the post.

FUCK YOU, you lacking-of-balls asstard! I know you're just 18 and have no fucking clue about ANYTHING in life. BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Get a whiff of the clue as it whistles past over your head!

How DARE you look down on someone simply because they "FAILED" you and are part of a religion you don't subscribe to? He doesn't preach his religion on the show. He doesn't say that if you believe in evolution that you're going to burn in hell. He simoply stated that his faith has helped him in his work and in his life. ESPECIALLY with his recent motorcycle accident.

FUCK YOU you PCeelie piec of shit! DO the world a favour and jump your oversensitive ass off a dam or a tall bridge! Make the world a better place. Kill yourself.

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But seriously, ANYONE who looks down on another person simply because of their religion or faith ... when that person hasn't tried to shove it down your throat ... is just as bad as Jack Chick and Fuckhead Phelps. Just not as entertaining.

I've kept quiet about comments like that from people I consider friends (or at least people whose company I can tolerate without wanting to put them through a wall or three). No more.

Putting down the xtians is just as bad as them putting down the jews, muslims, pagans, pastafarians etc etc etc. Get off your high horse. Even if that high horse happens to be your Sacred Stag or something else along those lines.

Get the fuck over yourself and look at people as they are. Not looking down on them for something so trivial as the faith which gets them out of bed in the morning.

In short, SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT!