For the pastafarians out there.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, on sale at Amazon.

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Okay, I know it may not SOUND good. But a smoothie of blackberries, black cherries, bananas, plain yogurt and ovaltine is DAMN tasty.

PSA

Words of advice for those who just don't get it.

NEVER ask me to be brutally honest with you unless you TRULY want the brutal truth.

It's not my fault if you run away in tears after I give you what you wanted.

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Greymane is back.

Five minutes after I got home tonight, he came up on the porch and begged to come back in. He's a LOT skinnier but he seems okay.

Of course, being the selfish and territorial bitches that both of them are; they immediately got stuck into one another and Greymane is now hiding under my bed.

NEITHER of them better start marking over this.