Stolen from tviokh

I may go to hell for this. But ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA

Woman gets nose bitten off trying to push seal back in the water.

She tried to push it back in the ocean because "The seal had been lying in the same spot since Friday". Who wants to place bets that the beast was NESTING?

Proof that 9 out of every 10 westerner (South Africa counts as western) would survive about ten seconds in actual nature.

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Happiness is typing at your keyboard before going to bed after Black Friday shopping and watching five cardinals ( two males and three females ) and a pair of red headed woodpeckers having breakfast at your birdfeeder.

(- I don't like being touched by birds. But I love watching them. -)

Ahhh my dear sweet brother

Some of you have heard me talk about my brother. The one who shared a special game with me called, "Wo can put the other in the ER the most times."

He made me cry last night.

We're sitting in his office having a drink while I am trying to fix his computer ( 36 trojans found during a boot scan ... ALL of them within the system restore partition, almost 200 spyware items detected - 7 of which were browser hyjackers ) and he spouts out,

"You're so much braver than I ever could be."

I laughed and asked him what the fuck he was on about.

"You've moved to cities where you've never been with nothing but a dufflebag. You've lived in city missions. You've SURVIVED month to month on what I average for three days of work.

Dude, I could never do that. I'd have turned tail and gotten ahold of mom and dad to wire me money to run back home the first chance I got. I'm kinda proud of you in that regard."

...

Little bastard. He can't hurt me physically so he goes for the emotional blow.

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I just got to play Fuzzy Lumpkin.

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/ravenhart/285188.html

I want a bacon dispenser!

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What ... the ... fuck?

No, seriously!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?