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Jun. 26th, 2005 01:16 pm
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Tact is just fakery done by those who don't care enough of you to be brutally honest.
And damned, last night's episode of "Stupid jackass who can't read and parks his SUV so as to block our gated lot" was wayyyyy anti-climactic.
It was so boring last night that I was actually ITCHING to browbeat and berate some suburbanite FUCK who thinks his driving an environment destroying fuelhog entitles him to not pay attention to his surroundings.
Three guys and myself lifted and bounced the back end of the thing out into the street enough to get a few of the vehicles out of our lot. But we stopped short of putting it out into the full flow of traffic because the cheapass bumper started to crack under the strain. Afterwards I wrote my standard reply to such jackassery by applying, " I'M DRUNK!!! PULL ME OVER!!! " in big letters with my white wax pencil that I save for just such instances.
I'm thinking, "That should get the jackass riled up enough to throw the first swing." So I'm happy while I wait. Boy was I disappointed.
The joker was maybe 5'8" and wearing a pink polo shirt! Not only that, but when I ripped into him verbally while asking him how he got his license without being able to read signs, he blamed it on his "sister". He claimed the girl with him was the one who parked the vehicle. I could literally hear his penis and ballsac retreat into his body. (- And it was everything I could do just to keep my gameface on instead of busting out laughing at the pathetic little shit.(*) -)
After he drove off I couldn't help but start to laugh. A lot. It was delicious. But DAMN it was still anti-climactic.
I mean seriously. What kind of sacless coward tries to save himself by blaming the parking on his "sister"?
(*) I'm sure he tried to puff himself up later about how he could buy and sell a musclehead like me. But he'll never be able to buy his dignity back.
And damned, last night's episode of "Stupid jackass who can't read and parks his SUV so as to block our gated lot" was wayyyyy anti-climactic.
It was so boring last night that I was actually ITCHING to browbeat and berate some suburbanite FUCK who thinks his driving an environment destroying fuelhog entitles him to not pay attention to his surroundings.
Three guys and myself lifted and bounced the back end of the thing out into the street enough to get a few of the vehicles out of our lot. But we stopped short of putting it out into the full flow of traffic because the cheapass bumper started to crack under the strain. Afterwards I wrote my standard reply to such jackassery by applying, " I'M DRUNK!!! PULL ME OVER!!! " in big letters with my white wax pencil that I save for just such instances.
I'm thinking, "That should get the jackass riled up enough to throw the first swing." So I'm happy while I wait. Boy was I disappointed.
The joker was maybe 5'8" and wearing a pink polo shirt! Not only that, but when I ripped into him verbally while asking him how he got his license without being able to read signs, he blamed it on his "sister". He claimed the girl with him was the one who parked the vehicle. I could literally hear his penis and ballsac retreat into his body. (- And it was everything I could do just to keep my gameface on instead of busting out laughing at the pathetic little shit.(*) -)
After he drove off I couldn't help but start to laugh. A lot. It was delicious. But DAMN it was still anti-climactic.
I mean seriously. What kind of sacless coward tries to save himself by blaming the parking on his "sister"?
(*) I'm sure he tried to puff himself up later about how he could buy and sell a musclehead like me. But he'll never be able to buy his dignity back.