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Jun. 18th, 2005 10:20 am
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Ahhh ... if I had a nickel for everytime some drunken slut threatened to use her "connections" to get us closed down.
Southern fried twat passed out after locking herself in the ladies room upstairs last night. After a half hour of people banging on the door trying to get her to respond, one of my bouncers kicked the door in. This caused the slut to wake up and freak out. She claimed she'd been assaulted by my bouncer and dialed 911 after he deposited her outside.
The whole time she was outside drunkenly cussing us out, claiming "where I come from people get killed for this shit!" and how she's got connections in this town and we're going to be shut down. She laughed and said when thecops get there she was going to have them "close us for good".
Of course, the cops know us. In the last ten years, there's been perhaps 3 times the cops have had to come to the front of the club. And only 1 time in which they had to come in.
So she's waiting and cussing and waiting and cussing ... and finally storms off down to where she really belonged ... the whoremarket that is Utopia. I forgot to ask Elmore what her reaction was when he refused her entrance. (- There's your 'connections', bitch. -)
Squad cars come begrudgingly, and only because they had to show they made an attempt. Lead officer steps out of his car and asks what happened.
"Drunk girl, passed out in the bathroom after locking herself in."
After rolling his eyes and laughing he asked if she was still in the club.
"Nope, she staggered off to Utopia." (- again much laughter and rolling of eyes. The cops REALLY wish they'd be allowed to close that place down. But the owner of that place really must "donate" a lot of money to the city counsil. -)
So they roll out after a few minutes of shooting the shit. (- Gotta love the fact that 3/4 of the precinct are regulars or were at one time. -) and she staggers back and across the street to the poor shmuck who picked her up. Don't know for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to talk him into coming over and starting a scene.
All in all, an amusing night that was greatly needed.
Southern fried twat passed out after locking herself in the ladies room upstairs last night. After a half hour of people banging on the door trying to get her to respond, one of my bouncers kicked the door in. This caused the slut to wake up and freak out. She claimed she'd been assaulted by my bouncer and dialed 911 after he deposited her outside.
The whole time she was outside drunkenly cussing us out, claiming "where I come from people get killed for this shit!" and how she's got connections in this town and we're going to be shut down. She laughed and said when thecops get there she was going to have them "close us for good".
Of course, the cops know us. In the last ten years, there's been perhaps 3 times the cops have had to come to the front of the club. And only 1 time in which they had to come in.
So she's waiting and cussing and waiting and cussing ... and finally storms off down to where she really belonged ... the whoremarket that is Utopia. I forgot to ask Elmore what her reaction was when he refused her entrance. (- There's your 'connections', bitch. -)
Squad cars come begrudgingly, and only because they had to show they made an attempt. Lead officer steps out of his car and asks what happened.
"Drunk girl, passed out in the bathroom after locking herself in."
After rolling his eyes and laughing he asked if she was still in the club.
"Nope, she staggered off to Utopia." (- again much laughter and rolling of eyes. The cops REALLY wish they'd be allowed to close that place down. But the owner of that place really must "donate" a lot of money to the city counsil. -)
So they roll out after a few minutes of shooting the shit. (- Gotta love the fact that 3/4 of the precinct are regulars or were at one time. -) and she staggers back and across the street to the poor shmuck who picked her up. Don't know for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to talk him into coming over and starting a scene.
All in all, an amusing night that was greatly needed.