To paraphrase the great one ...

Sci Fi has become to science fiction what Mtv is to Music and KFC is to chicken ...

DEAR GODS IN HEAVEN. PLEASE SMITE EVERYONE AFFILIATED WITH THIS!

Why are they fucking with the Man-Thing!?! Hasn't that creature suffered enough?

It's a marvel comic turned live-action. This, by itself, means it will automatically suck sypphalictic goat scrotum. I have yet to see ONE SINGLE Marvel adaptation (except for Howard the Duck) that hasn't stunk to high heaven except for the Spiderman movies and even those stretch the limit far too much.

Add the skank stench of "SciFi Original" to the picture and we've got a whopper that will reek more than the namesake of the film.

(- FYI, Man-Thing, Ghost Rider and Werewolf by Night were my favorite marvel characters in the 70s. -)

DIE SCI-FI channel ... DIE!!!