Thank you gargoyl

Tux is a sex machine.

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Okay so there's yet another (more likely than not) assed-up raping of a classic horror flick coming out this summer. Paris Hilton is starring in it. At least I assume she's starring in it as they made sure to put her in EVERY frame of the trailer we had to sit through while waiting for CONSTANTINE to start.

If someone can guarantee me that Bitch Hilton is the first to die and does so in a drawn out and painful way, I may just go see the raping ... er remaking of HOUSE OF WAX.

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10 Things I've done you probably haven't

01. I've survived being struck by lightning.
02. I've survived a gunshot wound to the head. (- It was a flesh wound, not a direct impact. -)
03. I've survived unknowingly (at the time) having a one night stand with a minor crime boss' wife.
04. I had the misfortune of learning first hand that a dolphin has a prehensile penis.
05. I've been clinical dead and revived.
06. I've succesfully made Voltaire sick to his stomach after a night of drinking.
07. Walked through a desert naked with a girl after a flashflood washed away our clothes (and the truck that the clothes were in).
08. Drove hellbent for leather through the backwood roads of Benzie county, MI sure that DOGMAN was hot on our tail.
09. In the California desert, spent two hours having a silent conversation with a coyote not an arm's length away from me.
10. Been under Courts Martial proceedings.