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To the soulless fucks behind the 800 and 877 numbers that call me on my cell phone at least 5 times a day (starting 15 minutes after the start of the allowed telemarketer window and ending 5 minutes before the end) for the last two months.

There's a few reasons I refuse to take your calls. Let's see if I can make them as close to imbecile level as I possibly can so even a telemarketer should be able to understand them.

1.) You're a 1-800 number calling my cellphone. That means I am being charged for you calling me. That does not make me happy. (- and for those fuck-knuckles who say, "You're not being charged if you're not over your minutes." Come over behind here into this dark alley. A few of the dumpsters and brokens bottles wish to hold a conference with you. I told them you didn't need to be present. But the bottles were kinda insistant. -)

2.) I have a rule of etiquette. If I answer an INCOMING call only to hear a machine recording "Please hold for an important message."; I immediattely hang up. If another call from the same number comes within the same day; ANYONE found to be working for that company is forevermore slated to be anally violated with a medical grade truncheon.

These being the reasons ... anyone working for the company who owns the numbers 1-800-395-2274 or 1-877-819-6042 ... consider yourself given notice to stop trying to contact me.

For those of you who say I shouldn't post the numbers, that it's a violation of their "privacy" ... go slam your genitalia in the nearest door repeatedly. These soulless fucks don't care of my privacy. I certainly did not GIVE them my number.

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In case anyone was wondering which movie I quoted in this post.

BLOOD DOLLS

Here's one SOMEONE should get right off the bat.

"You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet."

"Well how many'd I hit?"

"You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter."