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We finally have heat again for the first time since thursday. So I went to Hollywood Video to check on the selection of schlock. Just as a buffer if Earthsea blows as badly as most SciFi adaptations have done for the past few years.

Wow, I actually may have to rent this one just for the pain value.

Vampires vs Zombies

The ones responsible for this steaming piece of feces actually had the balls to put, "based upon Carmilla, by J. Sheridan Le Fanu" on the cover. That's about as ballsy as having a gay porn claiming it's based on the KJV because the star's name is Adam.

Damn you, missanthropy

Now I have to get a box of these to pass out as goofy stocking stuffers.

Mmmm sacreliscious