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Well, I hope a lot more people show up to vote at my polling location. At 9am I was only the 61st person to go behind the curtain. (- Call me odd. I keep track of which number I am whenever I vote. -)

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The 2004 election results were so close that the Electoral College votes tied, and Congress couldn't break the deadlock. The Supreme Court decided they'd better not make the decision themselves, so they sent Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in northern Minnesota to have an ice-fishing contest. No one was allowed to accompany them, and they were on their honor to let the guy who caught the most fish in five days become president.

On the first day, they went out in different directions. Kerry came back with ten fish. Bush caught none.

On the second day, Kerry caught twenty fish, and again W came back empty handed.
When Kerry brought back 25 fish on day three and W still hadn't caught any, Bush got worried and telephoned Cheney for advice.

"He's probably cheating," suggested the VP.

"I hadn't thought of that," said W. "You're probably right. What do we do?"

Cheney suggested that instead of going fishing the next day, Bush follow Kerry to see what he was doing.

At the end of day 4, Bush called Cheney and told him, "You were right, Dick, Kerry is cheating."

"What's he doing?" asked Cheney.

"He's cutting holes in the ice."