A Public Service Announcement

Yes sweety ... they're a lovely set of tits that someone spent a lot of money on. Put them away. They really don't impress me.

I don't care if you're offended that I turn my face when you drunkenly try to kiss me. I don't know who you've blown tonight and really have no wish to taste some fratboy or wannabe gangsta's cock secondhand.

I'm immune to women trying to be sexy when I'm working. Sorry. Your Vaginamancy will not work on me.