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Jun. 13th, 2004 05:05 am
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You're a jackass (not even drunk mind you) who decides to piss in the sink of the nightclub's men's bathroom. When the bouncer walks in and asks you, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!?" ... you say:
A.) "I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking."
B.) "I thought it was a new urinal."
or do you go with
C.) "Who the fuck are you? WHy are you hassliing me?"
If you answered C then you're the little fucktard who was caught tonight.
It never ceases to amaze me on how stupid some people can be. If the moron was drunk I could MAYBE see why he'd be mouthing off to a great fucking huge black man who could fit TWO of the twit inside himself and still have room for dessert.
A.) "I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking."
B.) "I thought it was a new urinal."
or do you go with
C.) "Who the fuck are you? WHy are you hassliing me?"
If you answered C then you're the little fucktard who was caught tonight.
It never ceases to amaze me on how stupid some people can be. If the moron was drunk I could MAYBE see why he'd be mouthing off to a great fucking huge black man who could fit TWO of the twit inside himself and still have room for dessert.
