Wow ...

just wow. That's really the only thing I can say.

I've already received more birthday presents, cards, emails and voicemails than I can even fathom. Truth be told, I've gotten more birthday presents from non-relations this year than then last five years combined.

I'm kinda stunned by it all. I don't normally celebrate my birthday. In fact, except for 2002, I've not celebrated or done anything special for my birthday since 1992.

Thank you ...

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And just to not let the maudlin wishy washy emotional stuff get to you all ...

If you REALLY want to get me a good birthday present. Find me an STD free nymphomaniac asian gymnast with long hair and take-me-to-bed eyes.

Under developed and over exposed

Blame elixxir for having to see this picture:



Proof positive that at one time I was a stick figure little skater/surfer. I think it's illegal to live in Mooloolaba Queensland and not be one or the other.