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I would've lost my cock yesterday if it wasn't attached to my crotch. I swear!

Just opened up the microwave to heat up some of the meatloaf that I made for Erin and Jamie yesterday. Lo and behold there was a microwave dinner that I put in around 1pm monday.

Where the fuck is my head this week?

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FUCKING FUCKED FUCKER!!!

My perfect "score" on eBay was just ruined by the asshat that took two months to send me the merch I ordered from him! That so pisses me off!

He refused to answer emails after the auction was finished until I threatened him with negative feedback and a paypal investigation.

He then gave a bogus tracking number.

I finally ended up carrying through with my threat and paypal refunded me about $4.00 of the $58.00 I sent him.

Two days after paypal did this, I received the merchandise. It was dated as being shipped the middle of December - over a MONTH after the auction ended. And this asshat has the nerve to complain about being robbed?

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lifted from the_macross

Smothered Hope