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Mar. 8th, 2002 02:00 pm
... You made me chase you ...
I'm a calm man for the most part when I'm at work ... but after last night I thought I'd come up with some "Golden Rules" on how NOT to get physically tossed onto the curb if I'm working the door to a club:
RULE #1 (- and this really is the only one you have to follow. Follow this and you'll not have to deal with the rest -)
Do not run into the club; look at the Bouncer goofy and sprint into the club without showing ID or paying the cover charge.
RULE #2
If you disregard rule #1, Do not try to "hide" from the bouncer in a dark corner.
RULE #3
Do not then sprint across the club and try to jump up on stage.
RULE #4
Just plain do not make the bouncer chase you. It only annoys him and the end result is just going to be worse for you.
RULE #5
Once you're caught because you've slipped and fallen to the groun, DO NOT try to say you know the manager or bartender or anyone else who works there; thinking that is going to save you from being thrown out. No one wants to admit they know a stoned idiot who thinks it's cute to fuck with the bouncer.
Follow these rules and you'll not end up being picked up by the back of your tshirt and seat of your raver pants, carried out the door and dropped into a snowbank outside the club.
GODS I hate techno night!!!
RULE #1 (- and this really is the only one you have to follow. Follow this and you'll not have to deal with the rest -)
Do not run into the club; look at the Bouncer goofy and sprint into the club without showing ID or paying the cover charge.
RULE #2
If you disregard rule #1, Do not try to "hide" from the bouncer in a dark corner.
RULE #3
Do not then sprint across the club and try to jump up on stage.
RULE #4
Just plain do not make the bouncer chase you. It only annoys him and the end result is just going to be worse for you.
RULE #5
Once you're caught because you've slipped and fallen to the groun, DO NOT try to say you know the manager or bartender or anyone else who works there; thinking that is going to save you from being thrown out. No one wants to admit they know a stoned idiot who thinks it's cute to fuck with the bouncer.
Follow these rules and you'll not end up being picked up by the back of your tshirt and seat of your raver pants, carried out the door and dropped into a snowbank outside the club.
GODS I hate techno night!!!
