Mar. 22nd, 2003 04:07 pm
Annoyances
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razorjakWhat makes people think that they get special priveledges to act like an ass because they come to the club every night?
What makes certain people think they can get away with losing it completely and acting like a psychotic teletubby?
What makes certain people think that a club belongs to them because they've been coming to it for a few months and that I will take their side in petty broken relationship squabbles?
What makes certain people think I won't pimpslap them through a wall just because the staff has adopted him because he excudes an aura of "protect me" like a lil puppy.
For all of you who go to the club and think I am supposed to cater to you, here's a list that I think you should read:
( thank you Marco for the cool list and good wording )
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER.
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING HALL MONITOR.
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING MOM AND DAD.
Clear? No, really, Clear?
I do not need to settle your disputes.
I do not need to keep creepy people away from you.
I do not need to make sure that people who had bad break ups stay apart.
I also do not need to watch over incredibly drunk people who don't have anyone else to do it for them.
Your disputes are your own. If it comes to blows I will throw everyone involved out.
You have a voice and you have a spine. Use them. You will be suprised at how many people really do resond to the words "Fuck off."
Got a problem with an ex? Keep it the fuck away from me. Feel free to let it come to a shouting match or something physical. I'll be more than happy to toss both of you out.
Feel free to come out and get hammered. Also feel free to have no ride home and no cab fare. Feel free to not have anyone to make sure you don't have anyone to watch out for you if you start becoming a drunken asshole. Also feel free to open the door with your face as I'm throwing you out.
Yes, this does go for people I know. Yes, this does go for people i like. Yes, I do pretend to be much nicer than I am so people will come in and spend money.
What makes certain people think they can get away with losing it completely and acting like a psychotic teletubby?
What makes certain people think that a club belongs to them because they've been coming to it for a few months and that I will take their side in petty broken relationship squabbles?
What makes certain people think I won't pimpslap them through a wall just because the staff has adopted him because he excudes an aura of "protect me" like a lil puppy.
For all of you who go to the club and think I am supposed to cater to you, here's a list that I think you should read:
( thank you Marco for the cool list and good wording )
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER.
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING HALL MONITOR.
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING MOM AND DAD.
Clear? No, really, Clear?
I do not need to settle your disputes.
I do not need to keep creepy people away from you.
I do not need to make sure that people who had bad break ups stay apart.
I also do not need to watch over incredibly drunk people who don't have anyone else to do it for them.
Your disputes are your own. If it comes to blows I will throw everyone involved out.
You have a voice and you have a spine. Use them. You will be suprised at how many people really do resond to the words "Fuck off."
Got a problem with an ex? Keep it the fuck away from me. Feel free to let it come to a shouting match or something physical. I'll be more than happy to toss both of you out.
Feel free to come out and get hammered. Also feel free to have no ride home and no cab fare. Feel free to not have anyone to make sure you don't have anyone to watch out for you if you start becoming a drunken asshole. Also feel free to open the door with your face as I'm throwing you out.
Yes, this does go for people I know. Yes, this does go for people i like. Yes, I do pretend to be much nicer than I am so people will come in and spend money.
