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Mar. 18th, 2007 02:21 am
Happy St. Paddy's day to all
Why I can't go into politics.
Got out of work at midnight ...
Walk through the door at 220am
In that time I:
Drank enough to get tipsy ... but only spent 20$ (- those of you who know my tolerance can guess how many drinks were bought for me. -)
had my ass fondled over 20 times (admittedly, at least one (but by no means all) of those were by a gay man.)
had my package groped at least three times ( see above )
at least seven girls having pictures taken of them with their heads under my kilt
Got a ride home from a carload of fairly hot girls. (- But didn't try to talk one of them into staying over because they were FAR too young. -)
and so much more
It's good to be the ONLY man in the county who wears a kilt.
Got out of work at midnight ...
Walk through the door at 220am
In that time I:
Drank enough to get tipsy ... but only spent 20$ (- those of you who know my tolerance can guess how many drinks were bought for me. -)
had my ass fondled over 20 times (admittedly, at least one (but by no means all) of those were by a gay man.)
had my package groped at least three times ( see above )
at least seven girls having pictures taken of them with their heads under my kilt
Got a ride home from a carload of fairly hot girls. (- But didn't try to talk one of them into staying over because they were FAR too young. -)
and so much more
It's good to be the ONLY man in the county who wears a kilt.
