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Sorry, I meant "Live long and prosper, bitch."

the RazorJAK

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I got a cocktail named after me. That's funny as hell. I've helped create cocktails. I've made certain alcohols infamous. But I've never had a cocktail named after me. Well, at least I've never HEARD of one being named after me before.

A guy in the Seatle area who I chat with on the Devil's Panties forum posted this a few minutes ago:

the RAZORJAK (aka girliest man-drink in existence)

Take a small bottle of cold chocolate caramel in a large martini glass. Streak five small rotating lines of chocolate caramel in a downward spiral in the glass.


In a cocktail shaker:

2 oz bailey's
2 oz godiva
2 oz vanilla stoli
2 oz kahlua
2 oz Starbucks coffee liquor

Shake over ice. Strain into a martini glass (a SINGLE martini glass, they do exist in 10 oz sizes). Place three chocolate sticks in a star formation over the lip of the glass. Take a whipped cream container and pile the whipped cream three inches above the glass. Garnish with two cherries and an umbrella.

Dare RAZORJAK to drink two to prove his manliness and sing "STAND BY YOUR MAN", THEN tie the cherry stem in a knot with his tongue.

My response was:

Since I don't have to prove my manliness to anyone ... How about I drink three and sing "I FEEL PRETTY" from West Side Story?

And can we switch out the $tarfucks liquid shite and use another coffee booze instead? It's the principle of the matter. Nothing of the $tarfucks brand goes past my lips.

I'd rather suck Ann Coulter's cock ( She is SO a drag queen. Her fucking adam's apple is bigger than mine. ) than drink anything by $tarfucks.