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My street has alternate side parking on an odd schedule. The parking ticket cocksucker must start his shift on my street as I've gotten tickets timed at five minutes after the switchover and I'm parked halfway down the block. I've always fought these tickets. I've won most but lost quite a few. It all depended on who I saw.

Last night the piece of shit wouldn't start so I couldn't switch over to the other side. Of course there was a ticket on it when I walked out the door to catch the bus downtown last night. I had made it up in my mind t call the junkyard this morning to have them come tow it away.

So, instead of looking suspicious by emptying the crap out of the car at 3am when I got home from work, I waited until 9am. Big mistake.

Walked out the door to go to appointments this morning at 9am ... only to find the car missing. Between 7am and 9am it was towed by the city. We can't get a fucking towtruck to come move a car blocking our nightclub's parking lot but they sure can get a car out of a residential area in no time.

Took me until 1pm to finally get confirmation that it was at the impound yard. The fee I was quoted made me gag. There's no way I am paying that amount to have the car released only to have the junkyard tow it away.

Before I just call and tell them to keep the damned thing; does anyone know if I am able to just go get personal effects out of the piece of shit?