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Names NOT changed because none of you fucks are innocent
A few notes on this evening ...
To the dickhead who thinks he's smart by sneaking cans of SPARK into the club these past few weeks. Congratulations. You've just made it so anyone bringing in backpacks HAS to check them at the coat check and all coats will be searched.
To Gordon the cockstar, What makes you think that you're not going to get kicked out when we catch you trying to sneak in without paying cover? You've been coming for long enough to know better. It's not like you fucking spend any money in the place.
To Todd and whatever your name is ... find somewhere besides the woman's bathroom to fuck, okay?
To Chris the pervert, you've no idea how lucky you are. In the space of a few hours you managed to get about 15% of the entire club ready to kill you before you were kicked out. You say you've been coming to the club for years ... then you should know better than to act the way you did. If I wasn't on duty, it would have been me beating the piss out of you instead of the ones who wanted to do it.
To Chuck and Indra, thank you for controlling your temper as well as you did.
FUCK!!!
Why is it always the slow nights that end up being the most drama filled?
To the dickhead who thinks he's smart by sneaking cans of SPARK into the club these past few weeks. Congratulations. You've just made it so anyone bringing in backpacks HAS to check them at the coat check and all coats will be searched.
To Gordon the cockstar, What makes you think that you're not going to get kicked out when we catch you trying to sneak in without paying cover? You've been coming for long enough to know better. It's not like you fucking spend any money in the place.
To Todd and whatever your name is ... find somewhere besides the woman's bathroom to fuck, okay?
To Chris the pervert, you've no idea how lucky you are. In the space of a few hours you managed to get about 15% of the entire club ready to kill you before you were kicked out. You say you've been coming to the club for years ... then you should know better than to act the way you did. If I wasn't on duty, it would have been me beating the piss out of you instead of the ones who wanted to do it.
To Chuck and Indra, thank you for controlling your temper as well as you did.
FUCK!!!
Why is it always the slow nights that end up being the most drama filled?
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the women's bathroom has seen an AWFUL lot of action. in fact, i think they all have, as has the DJ booth, and the patio, and.....
i'll shut up now.
xo
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Oh, I know that sweety. It's just there's a twit element who make things WAY too obvious.
heh...
ALL over... :(
Re: heh...
And that's the weird thing about it. NO ONE was out. We barely cleared a hundred people last night.
What went on in your neck of the woods? It wasn't a full moon or anything last night was it?
Re: heh...
lots and lots of russians...
the kind that would break your leg if you were 30 seconds late with a payment