Names NOT changed because none of you fucks are innocent

[razorjak]

A few notes on this evening ...

To the dickhead who thinks he's smart by sneaking cans of SPARK into the club these past few weeks. Congratulations. You've just made it so anyone bringing in backpacks HAS to check them at the coat check and all coats will be searched.

To Gordon the cockstar, What makes you think that you're not going to get kicked out when we catch you trying to sneak in without paying cover? You've been coming for long enough to know better. It's not like you fucking spend any money in the place.

To Todd and whatever your name is ... find somewhere besides the woman's bathroom to fuck, okay?

To Chris the pervert, you've no idea how lucky you are. In the space of a few hours you managed to get about 15% of the entire club ready to kill you before you were kicked out. You say you've been coming to the club for years ... then you should know better than to act the way you did. If I wasn't on duty, it would have been me beating the piss out of you instead of the ones who wanted to do it.

To Chuck and Indra, thank you for controlling your temper as well as you did.

FUCK!!!

Why is it always the slow nights that end up being the most drama filled?

Comments

[wishx.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Jak. Give us a hug.
*big arms*

[ashesnfeathers.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly very glad I decided to stay in last night.

Sorry Jak. :(

[spasticcassi.livejournal.com]

it was fun. i'm glad i'm on the right team! :)
the women's bathroom has seen an AWFUL lot of action. in fact, i think they all have, as has the DJ booth, and the patio, and.....
i'll shut up now.
xo

Indeed..

[gottestod.livejournal.com]

A bloody mess last night! Sorry for being so melodramatic and over excited, I had other issues with Chris the Pervert besides his behavior that night, and that just put the topping on the cake.

I got a little bit too mouthy about it afterwards though, being drunk with a huge adrenaline rush kicking in.

mmmn.. drama...

[itried-igaveup.livejournal.com]

Indra even has a temper?
but... he's so mellow... and... flirty.. and uhhh.. well, Not rough-like.. y'know....

so sorry about all of that.

[lyghtning.livejournal.com]

but the motherfucker shouldn't have touched me. all indra originally did was go up to him and tell him not to touch people. kid didn't take it well, etc, all hell broke loose. didn't mean to make your night difficult.

thank you for sticking up for us. it's good to know who your friends are. ;)

and yeah, i've known donnie years and years now and i've never seen him hit anyone before, either. good show, and totally justified.

nice to see you, too. i've been trying to come out more lately.

[spasticcassi.livejournal.com]

there's no way she'd have been hitting on him - after all, she was too busy dancing with the cute girls. :D

[ogremarco.livejournal.com]

Dude, that sucks.
I wish I knew why slow nights suck more, although I do have a theory.
At least on slow nights that are supposed to be busy (weekends etc.) but aren't i think they get bored and fuck about just so they can have something to talk about.

WTF???

[ex-tech-prie207.livejournal.com]

What the hell happened jak?...I don't go out because I put in a 14 hour shift at work and things go straight to hell.