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Is it shallow that I called it off with a potential date due to her liking the *cough* films *cough* of a certain german hack?

We were talkin9g about horror movies and the subject of Ulli Lommel came up. She said that she loved his movies.

Yeah, I don't think I could stick JAK Jr into a vat of stupid that actually liked anything made by the dipshit responsible for "Zombie Nation".

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Depends. Does she like them because they are bad?

I ask this question as somebody who is a huge fan of really awful cinema.

There's bad ... "Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town"

And then there's bad ... Ulli Lommel's tripe makes Uwe Boll look like a mastersmith of the cinematic trade.

That still doesn't answer Sio's question though - does she know they're awful and love them for it, or does she think they're actually good quality films?

I could cheerfully hang out with someone who reads Danielle Steel when they feel like doing some literary slumming. It would give me pause if they actually thought her books were any good.

Lately, Lommel's been doing fifth rate shite VERY loosely based off "popular" serial killers like the BTK, Green River and Zodiac.

She actually believed his version of the Black Dahlia murder was 'factual'.

I admit it. I liked The Devonsville Terror and The Boogeyman ( the 1980 one, not the newer one ). Those count as 'fun' bad movies. But I can't think of anything he's done since the early 80s which wasn't in the "I want my 90 minutes of life back, you bastard!" category.

Okay, if she thought the Black Dahlia version was "factual" . . . yeah, I get it.

Still. I totally cracked right the fuck up at this post ;)

-- A <3

:-)

Glad I can still amuse you.

I was going to say, you should take her to a Uwe Boll festival.

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