razorjak: (taco-kick)
BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2008-01-17 04:58 am

Ladies and Gentlemen

May I present you with TEETH. A movie about a girl with that little extra something.

Vagina Dentata!
what a wonderful phrase

Vagina Dentata!
ain't no passing craze

It means no weiners,
for the rest of your days

It's a penis-free
girl cavity

Vagina Dentata!

( I miss Queen of Wands )

[identity profile] kittenspeaks.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
heh- I keep telling people that my vagina has teeth and bites.
It seems someone stole my biography. :-)

Have you ever seen the extremely cheesy Killer Condom?

(BTW- BEST ICON EVAR!! It has inspired my recent need to remind 2008 that I will kick it in the Taco.
Can I steal it?)

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Go for broke. I "stole" it from someone else. I saw it during one of my "God I want to kick that twat square in the twat." moods and asked the person using it if I could.

She said that she had stolen it from someone else as well. Heh, so yes yes take it. Let the taco-kick spread round the world!

And I can top you for cheesy. KILLER TONGUE, starring the always delicious Melinda Clarke.

Dear gods, I'd die happy if I could be in a threesome with her and Musetta Vander.

[identity profile] sirriamnis.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
I am so going to see this film. I've been reading about it for awhile now.

[identity profile] tanukitsune.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
I thought the exact same thing when I heard about the movie! XD

[identity profile] isobella-313.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
One of my college professors wrote a book about a person with the same name. It was all he ever talked about.

[identity profile] ferromancer.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

[identity profile] kgola.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I miss Queen of Wands, too!

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hard to believe it's been gone almost three years now.

[identity profile] kgola.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I also didn't get into it immediately... In fact, I don't think I discovered it until shortly after it ended (kinda like Strangers in Paradise).

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Weird, could've sworn I introduced you to it at one point or another.

Hmmm, wonder what other comics I need to expose you to.

[identity profile] kgola.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
you did introduced it to me at various points, but I didn't get hooked on it until shortly after it ended.

[identity profile] ain9el.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
it will be a glorious day when you finally feel remorse for the things you've done, my dear Jak-alope. this should be one of those things.

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you too, diaperboy.