Dave Meyers ... the American Uwe Boll?

[razorjak]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/

I seriously want to go to Hollywood with a friggin 40 pound maul and start caving in the heads of anyone who uses the word "re-imagining" when referring to their directing of a lubeless assraping of a classic.

Why the fuck ANYONE would give this project to a fucktard who has previously only done music videos for asshats like britney Spears and Creed I have no idea.

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[the-gargoyle.livejournal.com]

I vote for a re-imagining of "Something Wicked This Way Comes" as a slapstick comedy, starring Tom Cruise as the wacky Mr. Dark.


...Was that Boromir as John Ryder?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is. Which is why the title of this post about this shitfest was almost:

"One does not simply walk into Remake Hell. One has to hitch a ride."