Dave Meyers ... the American Uwe Boll?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/
I seriously want to go to Hollywood with a friggin 40 pound maul and start caving in the heads of anyone who uses the word "re-imagining" when referring to their directing of a lubeless assraping of a classic.
Why the fuck ANYONE would give this project to a fucktard who has previously only done music videos for asshats like britney Spears and Creed I have no idea.
I seriously want to go to Hollywood with a friggin 40 pound maul and start caving in the heads of anyone who uses the word "re-imagining" when referring to their directing of a lubeless assraping of a classic.
Why the fuck ANYONE would give this project to a fucktard who has previously only done music videos for asshats like britney Spears and Creed I have no idea.
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It could make me rich. Or get me shot in a back alley.
See, strong women are hot these days. So are slutty blonds. And killers.
So I figure, combine the three. Remake Reservoir Dogs with an all woman cast.
Featuring Paris Hilton as Ms. Pink, Britney Spears as Nice Gal Edie, and Lindsey Lohan as Ms. Orange.
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... Dare I ask who Ms. Blonde would be?
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My god, the part was pratically made for the Olsen twins.
I see them acting in tandem, as a sort of anorexic Greek chorus.
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Even at the low point in his career, I don't think Rutger would touch that steaming pile for all of King Midas' silver.
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"Will not see under any fucking circumstances" list.
Saw a preview for that and I wanted to throw something heavy and inconvenient at my television.
Then it made me want to go watch the original.
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I need to get that on DVD. My VHS copy is on it's last legs.
This remake may prove to be even WORSE than the sequal they shat out in '03.
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...Was that Boromir as John Ryder?
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Indeed it is. Which is why the title of this post about this shitfest was almost:
"One does not simply walk into Remake Hell. One has to hitch a ride."