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BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2007-01-04 08:39 pm

Dave Meyers ... the American Uwe Boll?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/

I seriously want to go to Hollywood with a friggin 40 pound maul and start caving in the heads of anyone who uses the word "re-imagining" when referring to their directing of a lubeless assraping of a classic.

Why the fuck ANYONE would give this project to a fucktard who has previously only done music videos for asshats like britney Spears and Creed I have no idea.

[identity profile] momus.livejournal.com 2007-01-05 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Most definitely makes my
"Will not see under any fucking circumstances" list.
Saw a preview for that and I wanted to throw something heavy and inconvenient at my television.
Then it made me want to go watch the original.

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2007-01-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)

I need to get that on DVD. My VHS copy is on it's last legs.

This remake may prove to be even WORSE than the sequal they shat out in '03.