So, I've come up with perhaps the worst remake ever.
It could make me rich. Or get me shot in a back alley.

See, strong women are hot these days. So are slutty blonds. And killers.
So I figure, combine the three. Remake Reservoir Dogs with an all woman cast.
Featuring Paris Hilton as Ms. Pink, Britney Spears as Nice Gal Edie, and Lindsey Lohan as Ms. Orange.