razorjak: (bush no-sense)
BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2006-12-03 11:29 pm

DHiS bulletin



Just remember folks, the DHS would consider Jesus a flight risk.

[identity profile] absurdhero.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but in the event of a water landing, Jesus' feet may be used as a flotation device.

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 07:26 am (UTC)(link)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one going to hell.

[identity profile] absurdhero.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
We'll probably end up as the Devil's Security Officers.