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[razorjak]

So Ken Lay bit the big one? Uh huh ...

1.) Bushco 'faked' his death and has him living in the caymans for the rest of his fat oinking neocon life.

2.) Bushco had him offed because it'd be too risky to leave him alive with the dirt he has on them.

3.) Lay offed himself because his fat ass couldn't deal with the scandal of actually not getting away with assraping the finaces and futures of thousands upon thousands of people.

4.) God being an unjust and coldhearted bitch didn't give us the satisfaction of that oinker having to spend the rest of his life outside the public eye.

Which one do you believe?

All I know is that I've no doubt his corpse will be desecrated eventually. And done so in a most public manner.

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[montieth.livejournal.com]

I'll take ....
5) The guy lead an unhealthy life and had arteriosclerosis and croaked due to the increased stress and bad living.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

That would actually be 4 :-)

[eciklb.livejournal.com]

3b.) Lay offed himself to his family would be less likely to have to give the money back and so he wouldn't have to go to prison.

Actually, I have no particular opinion regarding which option is most likely; they all seem more or less plausible.

[eciklb.livejournal.com]

That first "to" should be a "so".