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Medical issues
Details behind the cut for those not interested in what is going into and out of my body.
I think the only thing more humiliating that they could have me do this week would be to give MYSELF a barium enema.
This week alone I've had to/will have to:
Collect stool samples for a MAIL-IN fecal occult screening. That's right. I'm mailing poop smears.
Do a 24 hour urine collection. Thank god I live alone. I could just imagine a sleepy roomie waking up in the middle of the night looking for juice ...
Down a barium shake that I have to mix myself ... and half of the stuff has to be taken halfway through the trip to Saginaw ...
Yeah, hilarity ensues.
Wonder if I'll have to be scoped as well?
I think the only thing more humiliating that they could have me do this week would be to give MYSELF a barium enema.
This week alone I've had to/will have to:
Collect stool samples for a MAIL-IN fecal occult screening. That's right. I'm mailing poop smears.
Do a 24 hour urine collection. Thank god I live alone. I could just imagine a sleepy roomie waking up in the middle of the night looking for juice ...
Down a barium shake that I have to mix myself ... and half of the stuff has to be taken halfway through the trip to Saginaw ...
Yeah, hilarity ensues.
Wonder if I'll have to be scoped as well?