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BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2006-01-27 06:17 am

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*bashing head against desk repeatedly*

My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.

As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?

Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
reddragdiva: (biff)

[personal profile] reddragdiva 2006-01-27 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The point being to make sure she doesn't find that out!

I concur with the ones who say to give the younguns more credit as long as they appear to have become adults rather than overgrown children. The age of likely adulthood is lower in girls ...

[identity profile] edwards.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You're only saying that so you can shag more young girls :P
reddragdiva: (oh shit!)

[personal profile] reddragdiva 2006-01-27 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
After my disastrous previous engagement, trust me when I say adulthood is GREATLY appreciated.
reddragdiva: (like wtf.)

[personal profile] reddragdiva 2006-01-27 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind you, one good thing about moving continents is being just that bit surer that the people you are clubbing with are not in fact your children.

[identity profile] edwards.livejournal.com 2006-01-27 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But it ruins the potential for purity score kudos. And bastard children with the wrong number of toes.