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BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2005-12-18 07:06 am

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Sunday contemplation:

Think of how hard it would be to masturbate if you no longer had elbows.

[identity profile] lucybond.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't operate a vibrator with your feet? Oh, um...

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)

See, that doesn't surprise me about you. It's not startling at all. I find it kinda sweet and endearing.

And am wondering when the camshow starts :-D

[identity profile] ladycelest.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought that's what EZRider balls were made for...
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[personal profile] kest 2005-12-18 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
for you, maybe

[identity profile] flameswithin.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
More oral for everyone!

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)

Yes yes my friend that truly is the answer.

[identity profile] notmyworld.livejournal.com 2005-12-18 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ask the dog if I've had any trouble getting my nut after losing my elbows.