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You know you have odd friends when a telephone conversation is ended with this line ...

" Sorry, I gotta go, my girlfriend just aggroed the Kraken again."

Alton ... WHY?

Why have thou forsaken us?

Alton Brown is doing ads for ... MILLER LITE!?!?!

I can understand him wanting/needing to make a few bucks as Food Network doesn't give him the credit that he deserves. But ... Miller Lite?

"Bring more taste to the table" is the slogan.

... *sob*

It's hard to fathom anyone using Miller Lite for anything other than ... washing the glasses.