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Heading back to visit the 'rents for a week. For those local to me, that means I expect at least a few of you to check up on my roomie while I'm gone.

I really don't want to come back to Buffalo and find she's made the cats into clothing and somehow duct-taped herself to the ceiling.

You all know her. The above scenario is not only possible, it's bloody well probable!

Okay ... this beats all

Just got a spam with this as the subject line:

"spermatazoa flavour improvement"

I'm speechless.